To Catch A Hostgator!

I have a tale to share my friend! A couple of years ago, I embarked on a great journey to capture the illusive Hostgator! Only equipped with a compass, and a rather small penknife, undaunted, I acceptedthe great challenges that awaited me. I took to the waters to scour this earth for the said creature, with great hopes for my endeavour.

For 1 full year I searched high and low, covering the Australian outback, African Congo, swamps of Louisiana, just about everywhere that a Hostgator could inhabit! Then one day, whilst on the mountaintops of Tibet, I came across a wise old mystic, setting cross-legged underneath a cliff! With a weathered face, and piercing dark eyes that echoed wisdom, I couldn’t resist asking him a question. He had the knowledge of the universe written all over him, so he had to know the answer I sought!

Kind sir, could you please tell me where I may find the illusive Hostgator, as I have searched the whole world, and am growing very weary! Slowly the old man had a sip of his Yak’s milk and begins to contemplate my question. After a few seconds of thought, a grin began to slowly appear on his tanned face!

My boy, he said, there is no such creature in existence, nor was there ever. When I heard those words, my heart felt like lead, coldness ran through my body! For a year and a half, I had searched for this illusion that I only knew as words…….Hostgator! But why have I heard tales about it, why do people speak of it, the stories….. I asked?

The wise old man looked up at me again, because my boy, it does exist, but in another realm! The realm is not physical, meaning you cannot enter it in the flesh! I was very confused by then, what did he mean by such commits?

As my mind was in deep thought, the wise old man spoke again, however my boy, there is but one way that you can enter this realm safely, and find the Hostgator! My eyes lit up, really I asked? Yes he replied! I will show you how! Slowly the wise old man put his hands underneath his robe, and started digging about!

Excitement ran through my body, what did the wise old man have? As he pulled his hands away from the insides of his robe, a laptop begins to emerge! A laptop I gasped! I was astonished that it was only a simple laptop, and that even in the remote regions of Tibet; they were available….geez a small world indeed! But what does this have to do with going to the other realm to catch my Hostgator, I asked?

The wise old man motioned me over to set next to him, and view the screen of the laptop! He then typed in Hostgator, and up come the Hostgator’s website! I had chill bumps, as I sat next to him, viewing the Hostgators layer. The wise old man turned to me, and said: this is the Hostgator you seek! Be not afraid, as it will not harm you, Hostgators are friendly, as they will help you in your travels in their realm!

Does this realm have a name I asked? Yes my boy, it’s called the Internet! The Hostgator will protect you on your journeys their, however it is not free! For a small monthly fee, the Hostgator will be at your service 24/7 never resting and making sure that all runs smoothly whilst your in the internet realm.

I looked at the wise old man, and thanked him for his divine wisdom on the matter. Since that event I did as the wise old man said, I located the Hostgators layer, and hired their services! And just like the wise old man said, they are very friendly and helpful, always looking out for those whom hire them. So if you want your very own Hostgator, then I would highly recommend them! The Internet realm is a unpredictable place, and one needs a good host for such an environment! Here’s the secret code to the Hostgators layer, the same one the wise old man gave me! Only share this tale with those you trust! May the Hostgators be with you on your travels in the other realm!

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